Happiness is a warm puppy.
– Charles Schultz
The greatest love is a mother’s; then a dog’s; then a sweetheart’s.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.
There’s no such thing as a dumb dog, but God knows there are continents filled with dumb humans.
– >Rita Mae Brown
It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog’s nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
– E.B. White
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother – and they’ll settle for a puppy every time.
– Winston Pendleton
I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.
– Steven Wright
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
– Rita Rudner
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
– Ogden Nash
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.
– Steve Bluestone
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
– Andy Rooney
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, “My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!”
– Dave Barry
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
– Mark Twain
Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.
– Elizabeth Taylor
For those who love dogs, it would be the worst form of a lie to call any place where dogs were banned “Paradise.” Certainly no loving God would separate people from their canine friends for eternity.
– Stanley Coren
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